EFY Girls *Official* (California Gurls Parody)

Check this out. Super cute Parody from Utube. The boys did a great job! Sums it up!!!

Bookstore Date

Just for fun, because I think this would be rather amusing and fun, go to a books store...the only one I can think of is Borders...but that's okay. anyway!!! You make notes in the book for future readers.....not ON the book because you could possibly get kicked out, silly you...  use post-its!! do you have any idea how fun those things are? If not......trust me (I'm The Doctor) Post-its are amazing!! 

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Fun Date.....with Balloons

so i saw this thing and it looks so fun!!! someone made balloon ninjas!!! i think that would be the funnest date!! going outside or something and pretending to kill balloons. like have a fake sword with thumbtacks taped to it and then you attack the balloons and.....boom! they pop and you win.

Photo Shoot

well I dont know about you but dates are fun....in theory. personally I think dates are a big scheme that boys came up with to give us extra incentive to go out with them. because to me dates are actually like unicorns...mythical, a fantasy, something I dream about having.


anyway enough about my pathetic social life. I had a brilliant idea....(I do have them sometimes OK?!) I thought it would be fun to have a photo shoot date. like get a bunch of fun props and just go crazy! possibly (if you want to be a weirdo) you could drive around looking for good spots and when you find one just start snapping....which might be a little strange because some of the good places might be in peoples yards.


anyway I think that would be insanely fun!! so hint hint! do something fun!

you can also download our printable for photoshoot props and use those fun ideas also!

Application to date my daughter

Please help!!! This is my dads new idea. I am going to be a social outcast forever if he tries this. LOL Sometimes I wouldn't doubt it if my Dad did really try this. I know it's a dads job to protect his little girl, but seriously.  At least one guy loves me, my Dad. LOL  And if anyone gets through this or jokes with Dad  about it I know someone thinks I am worth it. :)

APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE – This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history,  and current medical report from your doctor. Current church authority recommendation will be accepted as extra credit.
Name: _________________________ Date of birth: ________
Height: _____ Weight: _____ IQ: _____ GPA: _____
Social Security #: ___________ Driver’s License #: _________
Boy Scout Rank:_______________________________________
If less than Eagle, explain: ______________________________________
Home address: ________________________________________________
Work address: ________________________________________________
Wage or salary: _____________________

Check all that you own:
a van _____
a truck with oversized tires and/or camper shell _____
waterbed _____
motorcycle _____

Check all that you have:
color-altered hair _____
tatoo _____
piercings _____
(Note: If you checked any of the above, discontinue application and leave premised immediately.)
Please enclose answers to the following essay questions on separate paper, typeset in 10 point helvetica, single spaced, three-page minimum.

What does late ? mean to you?
What do the words do not touch my daughter ? mean to you?
When would be the best time to interview your father and mother?
Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely all answers are confidential.
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
_________________________________________________________
When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (Note: If the answer to the above is covered by a Victorian Era swimsuit, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. Keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
What do you want to be IF you grow up? _________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
________________________________________________
Signature (that means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (such action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by two beings wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. (You might want to start praying now).

-Author unknown

Why I Hate the Word Hot.

this word just really bugs me. as you can see above there are so many other things to call someone. i think "hot" is slightly degrading because its like "i cant think of a different word so i'll just use this one...you're not actually important enough for me to think hard enough of a different word to describe you"

i know it seems stupid but i think that hot is just a stupid word used to describe food. "don't eat that its hot" so i'm sorry but i don't want to be referred to as something not to eat. i just think there are so many other words to use. so many ways to let a girl know how beautiful they are.